Welcome to it.

I think they got into my house. Maybe I overlooked a crack, or the window wasn't tight enough.

I'm not sure I'm safe, I can hear whispering from the other room...

Help me...

EDIT:

Disregard the previous words, everything is fine.

I thought it'd be nice to occasionally share the dreams I've had with you, Newgrounds. This way we can grow ever closer in our quest for world conquest.

Last night I had a dream I was exploring a mansion that belonged to someone famous, no name was mentioned. It was nice and there were curtains everywhere. There was a kind of red velvet rug style going on. A huge corridor had people laying down and watching someone up on a stage. The people were laying the way you'd do in a field, you know, putting a blanket down and sitting on it. I sat there for a while, but got up, walked away, I tripped and knocked over a vase, this set off an alarm and I was captured and thrown into the sea to die.

However, through unknown means I awoke on the coast of Africa and found a Spas 12 nearby. I then found a village, and I used my shotgun to institute myself as the leader of the tribe. For some reason we wanted to steal soda from another tribe. The village was, for reasons I don't know, surrounded by a barbed wire fence we had to penetrate, so we did so, and I executed the other tribe's leader.

Then I woke up.

 Masturbate until you're ready to cum, and then run up to the closest person and blow your load on their face? I often enjoy this while on vacation because the chance of getting caught is slim. I couldn't pull it off in my home town though, too small.

I've done it about eight times so far and I think it provides a unique satisfaction.

Had a nice time catching my breath and such.

Changed my mind, I'm not going to delete my account, I'll just leave it inactive in case I want to come back at some later point.

While I wait, I'll check this for a little while if you have any last bullshit you want to fling me at gracefully before I go, now's the time.

I'll be on Skype if you need me. If you don't have my Skype already chances are I don't want to talk to you anyway.

If you came here to insult me some more you can fuck right off.

As Nietzche once said: "The strongest knowledge (that of the total freedom of the human will) is nonetheless the poorest in successes: for it always has the strongest opponent, human vanity."

This is a true story. 

My lousy piece of shit neighbors upstairs in my apartment building often like to party in the middle of the fucking night, up to and including all night, well into the early AMs, this is despite the fact that there's oher people living here.

Now they have the balls to have a loud baby up and about, crying it's fucking eyes out, in the middle of the night. If I wouldn't be arrested I'd be tempted to walk up there, grab the baby, and spike it at the ground from the second story fucking window, I hate my neighbors.

Do you guys have douchebags for neighbors?

...discuss making sweet sweet love to anime cripples, below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVNpi-v7WSE

If you desire to murder me, then post "Good luck and stuff." or "spend your time away in hope, a break from the computer is always a pretty nice thing." in the comments below.

...if Tom and Wade established their own secret police to rat out and kill any dissident users.

I think that moving forward, this is one of the safest options to keep Newgrounds safe. We could even send them to dispose of pesky 'competition' from those shitty game sites. Maybe put wiretaps in the houses of developers who don't support us so we can steal their ideas.