I thought it'd be nice to occasionally share the dreams I've had with you, Newgrounds. This way we can grow ever closer in our quest for world conquest.

Last night I had a dream I was exploring a mansion that belonged to someone famous, no name was mentioned. It was nice and there were curtains everywhere. There was a kind of red velvet rug style going on. A huge corridor had people laying down and watching someone up on a stage. The people were laying the way you'd do in a field, you know, putting a blanket down and sitting on it. I sat there for a while, but got up, walked away, I tripped and knocked over a vase, this set off an alarm and I was captured and thrown into the sea to die.

However, through unknown means I awoke on the coast of Africa and found a Spas 12 nearby. I then found a village, and I used my shotgun to institute myself as the leader of the tribe. For some reason we wanted to steal soda from another tribe. The village was, for reasons I don't know, surrounded by a barbed wire fence we had to penetrate, so we did so, and I executed the other tribe's leader.

Then I woke up.