Shocker, I know. But I still exist.

Just an update for all zero of my loyal followers who have been wondering what happened to me. I am still around. Ran off and fought in Vietnam 2.0, but I am back to occasionally drop in the forums again.

we've done it America. We finally elected a fascist demagogue. Luckily my state just legalized pot so I can probably just eat enough edibles to put myself into a vegetative state until 2020.

Anyways, how are you guys doing? I'm making a full return to NG.

just need a new one of these, I think.

How's it shaking, fam?

Who wants some...love nectar?

Also I misclicked and deleted SomeAverageChap's comment. Hopefully me, being a celebrity, acknowledging your existence makes it up to you. @someaveragechap

I'm still alive, even though I've been a bit inactive.

Here's a filler video.

I'm looking for potential fuckbois to be my personal escorts when I form a militia of brain-dead weaboos like myself.

If you would like to apply to be my personal whore, here's the application for you to fill out.

PM me your filled in application. Females may apply but their position will be relegated to regular bitch, not fuckboi.

I'm signing autographs for anyone who posts here that they desire one. I'm sure they'll be valuable one day when I finally win the award for most time spent contributing nothing meaningful to society.

Get them while they're hot.

Sometimes I cannot sleep. Tonight is one such night. Comment some ways to kill time and we can collectively work on wasting our lives more efficiently.

So I can liven up your days with some beautiful words and sexy hentai.