Well, its Clock Day today, and I shall celebrate with Peanut butter cookies? How about you guys?
I made two flash for this year, and am racking up some saves.
I have another flash for Clock day, sadly I can't upload it though, only two uploads per day.

What the fuck? Everything I had flagged had been removed, as in it was abusive and I flagged it right, how did this happen?
For someone who uses this site a lot, this is just a little better than being banned. It is terrible, and now I'm sad.

Alright, I know you're not going to believe this.I used to be a skeptic too. but everything you know about reality is a lie, and you can't know the truth, okay? So one time, while I was living in some place, some creepy shit happened.. I saw something scary in my mirror. I turned around and it said the time was 13:666 OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I saw a little girl smiling at me, but she was, like, a creepy little girl, so, whatever, then a skeleton popped out and disembowled her, So I was like "Okay, I'm done with this," So I walked outside, and I found a time traveler who told me he killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Abraham Lincoln, Which is wierd because why would he do that? So I just walked along, thinking that everything was fine now, when the sky turned red for some reason.
Then I found a yard sale that was selling games. I found a Pokemon game that was a blank cartriage that said Pokemon on it in marker. I said "I'll take it." and the yardsale dude was like "Dude, that game is haunted." and I was like "Bitch I don't care." then I punched him in the gut and left him five dollars (With a three dollar tip, of course). When I got home, I started playing. The intro was Hitler giving a speech and nazis goose stepping through a concentration camp, and it was all hyper-realistic. Wierd. And I heard the Lavender town theme being played on an endless loop, And I thought "Fuck." But then it was okay.

Because I found a secret that wasn't supposed to be in the game, I felt proud. Then I remembered that before I left, the yardsale guy told me that the kid who owned this game put Satanic powers in it and commited suicide, but then I realized I didn't give a shit and kept playing. Then Herobrine game on the screen for some reason and said my name, Even though I didn't tell the game my real name. Creepy, huh? So I kept playing as normal. I was trying to live childhood nostalgia when unown flashed on the screen, and when I translated it, it said "Don't look behind you" So I did that and the creepy girl was there, not disembowled for some reason. I patted her on the head, Then went back to the game. I decided to take a break (But I couldn't turn the game off, WTF?) When I found out someone PM'ed me with this thing I could hack the game with

So I did without questioning anything, I didn't even know what it would do. Then characters appeared telling me to turn back, turn off the game, and not to go to Lavender town, But I said "FUCK THAT SHIT!" and went there anyways. I walked up to some kid and talked to him. He said "BEN DROWNED" I have no idea what the fuck that means, but whatever. So I left Lavender town because the music made me want to commit suicide. someone saw me, then I froze. He walked up to me and said he wanted to fight, but we didn't, instead some mutated creatures did, mine won, and his sunk into the ground. Then I stole his money, and then Roblox.Then the game deleted itself, And I couldn't get it back. Now that it was over, I decided to watch TV. But before that, I went back ont he computer, And a friend of mine who was also an intern at Nickelodeon like me had sent me a wierd file. It was called "Supersuicidespongemouse.AVI" using my L337 skillz and "FAGGOT.EXE", I got the file on my TV and watched it. It was a lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants and it was called "GOODBYE (INSERT MY NAME) Squarepants, What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So then there was this violence and blood and shit, including a soviet Gulag. Then the creepy little girl commited suicide, and I found out a lot of children commited suicide after watching it, then a skeleton popped out and killed me. THE END

I did not make this, but I have reason to believe this made you laugh your ass off.

Completely re-written by me in none-caps by request of Asandir.

One of my friends is working on a holo projector, he wants me to help, suggestions? I know it probably won't work though.

People are doing a mixture of two things, spam voting up and spam voting down my flash.
It might be the clock crew, maybe they are angry with me.

Most of the events I had described before have gotten less frequent or stopped altogether after I got rid of that coin and key, thanks Newgrounds!

Newgrounds, I have solemn news, I believe a malicious spirit is attacking me, my reasons to believe this are as follows:
1. Waking up with mysterious scratches (I have no pets)
2. Things in my house going missing
3. A feeling of constantly being watched
4. Being plauged by bad dreams of "The apartment"

The apartment was the house I lived in before my current one, the walls were moldy, and the house was over 200 years old. Staying in the Attic caused a sense of dread. Like something was there and going to attack you. I believe this energy may have came with me, what should I do?

Due to what some people believe, like it being a possessed item, here is a list of the things I brought from the house.

1. A early 1900s penny
2. My old dresser
3. A creepy stuffed animal that I always hated (It belonged to my little brother though) of a rabbit. WIth a fucked up looking face (atleast in my opinion)
4. An old key I found with a metal detector in my backyard (Don't know what it goes to, and I never found out)

This is my idea of what life is like:

At the beggining, there is only darkness, we stay there for a long time, but then we are forced out of familiarity into a cruel and unforgiving world. But life is a one way flooded highway, and at the end is a cliff. You must walk, if you don't you can never learn to enjoy what you have. Then, you are pushed to the edge, you try not to fall but is inevitable, when you reach the bottom, you are in darkness....

Anyone interested in watching me kick ass in Pokemon tonight? If so click this link
http://www.livestream.com/channel/smsg mod

It shall be starting at about 5 PM. but first I need some suggestions for what Pokemon game.
I will be using an emulator however, since I do not own a capture card. but anyways, which generation should I play? I can play the first, second, or third gen.

I feel so pleased with myself.