Alright, I know you're not going to believe this.I used to be a skeptic too. but everything you know about reality is a lie, and you can't know the truth, okay? So one time, while I was living in some place, some creepy shit happened.. I saw something scary in my mirror. I turned around and it said the time was 13:666 OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I saw a little girl smiling at me, but she was, like, a creepy little girl, so, whatever, then a skeleton popped out and disembowled her, So I was like "Okay, I'm done with this," So I walked outside, and I found a time traveler who told me he killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Abraham Lincoln, Which is wierd because why would he do that? So I just walked along, thinking that everything was fine now, when the sky turned red for some reason.
Then I found a yard sale that was selling games. I found a Pokemon game that was a blank cartriage that said Pokemon on it in marker. I said "I'll take it." and the yardsale dude was like "Dude, that game is haunted." and I was like "Bitch I don't care." then I punched him in the gut and left him five dollars (With a three dollar tip, of course). When I got home, I started playing. The intro was Hitler giving a speech and nazis goose stepping through a concentration camp, and it was all hyper-realistic. Wierd. And I heard the Lavender town theme being played on an endless loop, And I thought "Fuck." But then it was okay.

Because I found a secret that wasn't supposed to be in the game, I felt proud. Then I remembered that before I left, the yardsale guy told me that the kid who owned this game put Satanic powers in it and commited suicide, but then I realized I didn't give a shit and kept playing. Then Herobrine game on the screen for some reason and said my name, Even though I didn't tell the game my real name. Creepy, huh? So I kept playing as normal. I was trying to live childhood nostalgia when unown flashed on the screen, and when I translated it, it said "Don't look behind you" So I did that and the creepy girl was there, not disembowled for some reason. I patted her on the head, Then went back to the game. I decided to take a break (But I couldn't turn the game off, WTF?) When I found out someone PM'ed me with this thing I could hack the game with

So I did without questioning anything, I didn't even know what it would do. Then characters appeared telling me to turn back, turn off the game, and not to go to Lavender town, But I said "FUCK THAT SHIT!" and went there anyways. I walked up to some kid and talked to him. He said "BEN DROWNED" I have no idea what the fuck that means, but whatever. So I left Lavender town because the music made me want to commit suicide. someone saw me, then I froze. He walked up to me and said he wanted to fight, but we didn't, instead some mutated creatures did, mine won, and his sunk into the ground. Then I stole his money, and then Roblox.Then the game deleted itself, And I couldn't get it back. Now that it was over, I decided to watch TV. But before that, I went back ont he computer, And a friend of mine who was also an intern at Nickelodeon like me had sent me a wierd file. It was called "Supersuicidespongemouse.AVI" using my L337 skillz and "FAGGOT.EXE", I got the file on my TV and watched it. It was a lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants and it was called "GOODBYE (INSERT MY NAME) Squarepants, What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So then there was this violence and blood and shit, including a soviet Gulag. Then the creepy little girl commited suicide, and I found out a lot of children commited suicide after watching it, then a skeleton popped out and killed me. THE END

I did not make this, but I have reason to believe this made you laugh your ass off.

Completely re-written by me in none-caps by request of Asandir.