I have a picture of a covenant elite jacking off that I found on one of the sites I frequent, PM me if you want a look.

https://sites.google.com/site/cultofskaren/home

Now you too may have a chance of worshipping his might grace, lord Skaren!

I am a cleric of Skaren, HURRAH! For Lord Skaren!

I like ducks, don't you NG? I mean I really like ducks, just in a friendly way, like if I see a duck being chased by a vicious sea giraffe I'll shoot the sea giraffe with my Coach gun. That type of love.

I love ducks.

I am now using firefox, since the adware infected Chrome.exe

It was causing pop up windows and redirects so I fully uninstalled Chrome. I'm going to just use Firefox anyways.

Okay this is actually really bad, I had to use system restore as this is a trojan that removes files and opens a back door. While also hijacking my browsers.

It's true, I'm full of myself. I'm a narcissistic prick, I think I can't do anything wrong, and in the end, it has hurt me. But more importantly, today it has hurt my girlfriend, who decided to break up with me. I'm so sorry guys, I don't mean to be so self-centered. I guess I just am, and there is really nothing I can do about it.

And yes, you can take that as me admitting I'm a shitty poster and a horrible person, because it's true.

I just hope I haven't caused you too much trouble.

P.S. on a brighter side I'm back into writing. I got inspired. I'm gonna work solo but I'll still post it on this site. Probably in future news posts.

Also, I got better at art, so expect more cool pieces of art like http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/suprememessag e/network-fractal

I have noticed that I am honestly obsessed with NG. Not like, in an unhealthy kind of way, but like, I formed a habit of using it, I type in the URL automatically whenever I need to express an idea. Is this normal? I guess I'm trying to say I couldn't leave NG forever if I wanted to, so you can't get rid of me guys, sorry.

So I'd just like to say sorry. I know some of you may find it unfortunate that I cannot leave. But I do hope I don't annoy you too much in my endeavors. I try to be as..well, normal as possible.

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I got a new signature, it's pretty sweet. I made it myself for once. I think I played with the effects well and got it to come out pretty good.
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Also behold the secret:

Interestingly enough, the most interesting thing about my first post ever is the time it was made at. If you look at it all the digits except for a 0 and a 2 are 1. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1223980
And this translator for binary: http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Bin ary_Conversi on/Binary_To_Text.asp
claims that if you take 11011111 which is the date of my first post and the time excluding the last one so it forms proper binary you get ß, which, says
And number 223;. if you add those digits, 2 + 2 +3 = 7, the lucky number.
Fuck yeah

I have a few announcements to say.

First off, I cannot complete a game I was working on for about a year, I've been working on it for about a year because I can't correctly program a specific part of it.

Secondly, I am about halfway down with my first flash animation, so stay tuned. I'm planning to have it released, eh, per say, next month. So stick around for it.

That the best things are made when you work on things you enjoy, and that's what makes Newgrounds so great, you can submit anything you create, that other people can instantly watch/play, vote on, and review.

Did I erase my reputation as stupid or do I still have to work towards that?

Ever wanted to not give a shit but can't manage to do it, I can help, PM me, and I'll open your eyes, close them, more likely