I'm taking a little break from Newgrounds in hope some of the stupid will die down in my absence.

I'll miss, I don't know, maybe six of you.

@Vinnyy and @Someaveragechap especially though. You two make me erect.

Onto the real reason I'm leaving for a while... there's a family emergency. My cousin got his girlfriend pregnant and I'm helping out with preparing a room for their kid and all that good stuff. I'll be back when things settle down a @bit.

Expect me back very soon, and wish my cousin luck. See you all soon.

Enjoy this spooky skeleton until I return.

But I don't want to live either, because I'm just so bored.

I need to get myself a harem. If you're reading this you are now a part of my harem.

Discuss your eternal love for me and/or recommend hentai below.

Which one of you motherfuckers ate my motherfucking pocky?

@Vinnyy

I'm coming for you.

Today I got shot in the face and my brains flew everywhere. Went to the morgue and everyhting. I hope tomorrow is better.

Or else.

I don't need a girlfriend to be happy, I just need about ten times more Hentai than I originally thought.

Grounds that are new.

Clawing. Ripping. Stretching. Tearing. Ravaging. Consuming.

Was hanging out with my buddies shooting cans on their lawn today. It's nice to have a break from being sad, but now I'm tired, so I bid you adieu.

Just thought I should inform you guys that I'm still alive. I know I haven't been active: I've been a bit busy lately but I'll be back soon.

In the meantime:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzHifhw7zq8