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Suprememessage
"Without a revolutionary theory there cannot be a revolutionary movement." - Vladimir Lenin

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I died today.

Posted by Suprememessage - September 20th, 2015


Today I got shot in the face and my brains flew everywhere. Went to the morgue and everyhting. I hope tomorrow is better.


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Did that really happen?

Yes.

And then you were Jake Armitage.

And you survived to tell the story!

My survival story, on the other hand, is farrr superior. The other day, I was trying to pee, but couldn't because it would sting like a bitch to do so. I alleviated the pain by drinking water though.

My story trumps your brains being blown out by a bullet story!

Sometimes when I have to do that I just stand there and concentrate intensely, with all the muscles in my body, on pissing. It works but it hurts a lot.

My God. How did you live? My prayers are with you.

I decided to come back to tell you all that I was the one who ate the last donut.

Are you sure you're not joking. If this is a joke I'm not believing it is.

I'm joking about eating the last donut. I obviously am really dead though.

You will reincarnate as a new person and have a new life tomorrow.
Your past becomes history and you can only look forward to your future.

I didn't know you were black.