Today I got shot in the face and my brains flew everywhere. Went to the morgue and everyhting. I hope tomorrow is better.
"Without a revolutionary theory there cannot be a revolutionary movement." - Vladimir Lenin
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I died today.
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And then you were Jake Armitage.
And you survived to tell the story!
My survival story, on the other hand, is farrr superior. The other day, I was trying to pee, but couldn't because it would sting like a bitch to do so. I alleviated the pain by drinking water though.
My story trumps your brains being blown out by a bullet story!
Sometimes when I have to do that I just stand there and concentrate intensely, with all the muscles in my body, on pissing. It works but it hurts a lot.
My God. How did you live? My prayers are with you.
I decided to come back to tell you all that I was the one who ate the last donut.
Are you sure you're not joking. If this is a joke I'm not believing it is.
I'm joking about eating the last donut. I obviously am really dead though.
You will reincarnate as a new person and have a new life tomorrow.
Your past becomes history and you can only look forward to your future.
I didn't know you were black.
KombatMaster94
Did that really happen?
Suprememessage
Yes.