Total Medals Earned: 1,541 (From 217 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,940 Points
Medals Earned: 17/17 (85/85 points)
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Medals Earned: 49/54 (415/480 points)
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have intelligence of 20
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
write 50 books
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 30
have wit of 30
write 100 books
Medals Earned: 9/20 (65/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 7/18 (90/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 10/14 (330/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 30
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits