A lot of gentlemen (I use this term loosely) have been insulting and berating me on the forums, claiming I'm some kind of shit poster/attention whore. I will have you know that I contribute to Newgrounds genuinely, just check out my B/P or whistle, I earned those baby, so suck on these big fat nuts motherfuckers.

I'm a big girl now I can manage my own finances and MY SHOES DON'T EVEN SPARKLE ANYMORE.

Everybody who is anybody knows that all the cool users love me. I'M THE FUCKING BEST. This is simply fact. Do you know that Suprememessage holds the record for causing the most fuckboys to cum within sixty seconds? ARE YOU FUCKING IMPRESSED? You better be, boyo. I rep with the random people who I kind of get along with krew. My homies will fuck you up so don't even think about showing up on our turf, yo. We got Mac 10s, Ingram Mac 11s, Mac Air, and even Big Mac, so you better watch yo dumb ass while you fronting on Grove Street.

I actually once won a debate in my debate class, how does THAT make you feel ya nipple-suckling babyish fucks?!

I actually win Best Poster award every year, it's just that a system glitch causes it to show up saying other people won. The NY times often uses my posts when they run out of things to talk about in articles. 

So you better reconsider talking shit cause my crew down to fuck you up. 

Peace, suckas.