Since the average adult male contains 100,000 calories, I have decided to simply kill and refridgerate some of my family so that I can save some money on groceries. Hopefully this will give me enough money to upgrade my shrine to My Little Pony, but there's absolutely no certainty.
Discuss how much you like horse ass below.
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The difference between this and that is that my post isn't a joke.