"I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans". - Heron

Heron is most commonly reffered to as...Edit
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"The destroyer of worlds."

"The unmaker of worlds."

"The disruptor of pots and pans."

"Satan."

"God."

"Phone."

Heron is the most powerful creature in creation; he is said to have abilities beyond comprehension. There is no way to stop Heron, as he is immortal. Every entity ever created in the world that has challenged Heron has been exterminated.

Heron Factual information. Edit
Feel free to add any information you have of the beast...
"Heron caused all the deaths in the Steinman Woods scenario."
"Heron was phone."

"Heron drowned Ben."

"Slenderman fears Heron."

"This is the great pyramid of Heron."

"Squidward's suicide was caused by Heron."

"Heron looked at smile.jpg. It is now frown.jpg."

"Heron caused suicidemouse.avi to hang himself."

"Heron has no reflection; there is only one true Heron."

"There is no survival, only a beak as it pecks your eyes out."

"They say the end of the world will begin when Heron raises his left leg."

"Heron executed barelybreathing.exe. The results were the file being corrupted."

"Heron found 'The Grifter'. He thinks there wasn't enough disturbing material in the film".

"Heron often does rituals associated with demonic forces, and he answers questions wrong for fun."

"Make any attempt at changing and/or correcting Heron's true story and they will never find you."

"Heron is allowed to say Candle-jack as much as he wishes, for it is Candle-jack who is afraid of Heron."

"Heron is the leading cause of death among American females between the ages of 18 and 23."

"Anyone who is to edit this article distastefully will experience the full incomprehensible power of Heron."

"Zalgo took Heron out on a date once and refused to pay so Heron ate Zalgo's testes. HE no longer COMES."

"Heron is Herobrine."

He's so evil that he will take your mother to a sea food dinner, have fun, take her home, kiss her on the cheek and never call her back. He has no fucking heart.

"He will mess up your pots and pans...."

"He let Chuck Norris live..."

"He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo people up..."

Whoops. forgot pic, here is an allegedpic of the beast

Here is some fan mail form Zag.

"God you're an ass, why don't you fuck off and die?"
"Your such a douchebag"

And I saved the best for last!

"go fuck yourself douchebag.
Rev is just a moron.
I hope someone rapes you and you get AIDS"

See, zag is one of my most loyal fans apparantly.

Sevkat must also really like me cuz he keeps making alts to get around me blocking him.