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"Without a revolutionary theory there cannot be a revolutionary movement." - Vladimir Lenin

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Newgrounds, do you ever..

Posted by Suprememessage - May 11th, 2015


 Masturbate until you're ready to cum, and then run up to the closest person and blow your load on their face? I often enjoy this while on vacation because the chance of getting caught is slim. I couldn't pull it off in my home town though, too small.

I've done it about eight times so far and I think it provides a unique satisfaction.


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it's best pulled off in crowded city right? because no one is able to notice let alone quick enough to realize what's happening

Indeed. Best during rush hour. If you're really crafty you can do it from the top of a building and try to get it to land on someone from up above.

WTF?????

Don't try that on me, sweetie. You won't outrun me :)

You'd probably give consent and fuck me anyway.

Damn, we can cum on each other's face. Wouldn't that be the sweetest thing?

Very much so.

Fucking hell now I'm a pedophile.

We were both bronies already. ;)