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Saving money by eating family.

Posted by Suprememessage - November 11th, 2014

Since the average adult male contains 100,000 calories, I have decided to simply kill and refridgerate some of my family so that I can save some money on groceries. Hopefully this will give me enough money to upgrade my shrine to My Little Pony, but there's absolutely no certainty.

Discuss how much you like horse ass below.

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Holon 2014-11-11 20:22:30

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

Suprememessage 2014-11-11 20:22:30

The difference between this and that is that my post isn't a joke.

Fenny 2014-11-12 11:48:38

Just make sure you thaw them before you fry them.

Suprememessage 2014-11-12 11:48:38

I don't need those teeth anyway.

Fenny 2014-11-12 20:24:41

What will you do with the penises and vaginas? I know a guy who knows a guy... who know this guy that disposes bodyparts.

Suprememessage 2014-11-12 20:24:41

I'll keep them for....pleasure.

Fenny 2015-01-26 21:31:09

Do you still go on? ;c

Suprememessage 2015-01-26 21:31:09

Yes.

RyderOmega 2015-02-09 00:04:38

I love horse ass. It goes well with a side of eggs and hash browns.

RiverofBloodyTears2 2015-03-14 20:09:40

BRING GHANDI BACK

Saving money by eating family.

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